A shout for Derek Jones’ “Do Not Stop”

Well done Jones!

A hat-trick of science fiction!

Rampant strawberry-eating cyborg monkeys, a flawed mitosis of the conscious mind, and philosophical banter with an articulate transhumanist manifestation.  This book hit my sweet spot in so many areas.

What happens when you legally lose citizenship to you own transcendent consciousness?  Jones adroitly conveys the frustrations of a humble man second-guessing his role in the next stage of evolution, and in doing so exposes the obsolescence that many feel when siding with the modern-day Luddites of the technological gap.

Dusted with subtle humor throughout, “Do Not Stop” is a thoroughly entertaining race for one man trying to save his soul.  Pick it up now (here), you will not be disappointed.

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Timewalkers by Lise Breakey

This Christmas break I was given an unexpected (and cherished) experience.  In mid December author Lise Breakey gave me an early release of her book, and for two weeks I stole away in the early mornings when the rest of the house had not yet awakened, and immerse myself in the knots of time travel and the characters of Timewalkers.  With a cup of coffee, the glow of a kindled fire, and a warm cozy chair, I rooted for Nikki against the Vindihari clan.

Breakey’s easy style quickly liberated my suspension of reality, and for a score of quiet mornings I explored the splintered and fragmented world of of Nikkole Varian.  Her words consumed my attention for hours each morning.  Only when the morning rays of the sun reminding me I had responsibilities in the real world did I begrudgingly pause.  I began to really dislike the sun.

I have naught but praise for Lise’s work.  All to many novels use time travel in a single instance to abrasively combine stereotyped elements (like dragging a medieval knight into the 20th century).  Refreshingly, Timewalkers makes time travel integral to the plot and addresses the impact of time travel head-on to great success.  Woven more intricately are other exceptional clans whose supernatural abilities are not carelessly draped across the storyline, but rather find limitation and constraint within the weave.  Kudos to Breakey for believably using time travel to satisfy at least one cantankerous physicist.

My reading contained an additional serendipity; one with an extra dimension that only comes from shared time.  An occasional chance phrase would take me to memories of decades ago whose origin was pegged to campfire lit tellings of simple tales with a handful of friends amongst the stones and cactus of desert mountains or gallivants around the vineyards of southern California.  She would paint brief scenes and fill them with short vignettes with none but the stones and trees themselves to record her creations.  The voice of the storyteller from my youth has now birthed a novel. The reading would at times leave me superimposed within two universes: one where she played God and created imagined worlds, and another where Nikki split realities and rent time to save her friends.  Each time I would smile, and with each smile I would further rue the rising sun.

Dare I hope to see my friends Nikki and Peter at Christmas morning this coming year?  One can only hope.
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WordPress Tagline wrapping

I finally figured out how to break my tagline on my WordPress header. To do so, from your site’s Dashboard, select “Appearance”, then “Editor”. In the column on the right, select “Header”. Within the code in the center display look for where the title and description are set. Once located, use the HTML center tags to align the block (see below).

<div id=”header” role=”banner”>
<center>
<div id=”headerimg”>
<h1><a href=”<?php echo get_option(‘home’); ?>/”><?php bloginfo(‘name’); ?></a></h1>
<div><?php bloginfo(‘description’); ?></div>
</div>
</center>
</div>

 

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Springtime in Tucson.

This morning I went for a run.  At 6 AM here in Tucson the temperature was a perfect, the incident sun on the surrounding mountains created a stunning panorama, and the 1 million plus mesquite trees shed pollen like the US government spends money (This stuff actually does grow on trees.)  My attempt at bettering my health ended with a near brain damage due to perpetual hyper-dynamic sneezes.  Even the heavy doping with a overzealous concoction of Singular and Benadryl was no match for the yellow snow drifts of malignant desert dust.

Looks like its time to replace the HEPA air filters and wait for a cleansing rainstorm?

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Dropping like a stone.

The house prices here in Tucson continue to fall.  Presently, the average house price for Tucson is $173,000 down from $282,000 in 2006.  This represents a loss of 38.5%.  Over the same period, the national average house price declined only 30%.

The plot below shows the average house price (on a logarithmic scale) for Tucson, Arizona since 1989.  The first 15 years from 1989 to 2004 showed consistent 5.1%/year increase in house prices.  This was  followed by additional gains due the the housing bubble beginning in 2004.  After increasing to a peak price of $282,000 in 2006 and a sharp decline in 2008, Tucson house prices have been declining at a consistent rate of 9.8%/year since January 2009.

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According to zillow, the home value decline has surpassed the decline during the great depression.  Prices are expected to continue falling (though at a slower rate) due to  excess inventory of homes, high negative equity and foreclosure rates, and weakened demand due to elevated unemployment.

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Christmas cheer

‘Tis certainly the season.  Once again the warm and cozy Tucson has been exchanged for the frigid north.  The family coalesced, the wine opened, the fire lit, and the presents wrapped and unwrapped.

Now in the aftermath of Christmas, the kids run from toy to toy alternatively filling the house with electronic sounds announcing success, failure, and upbeat encouragement, and flying marshmallows launched from Mythbuster Marshmallow guns. Yes, Santa was generous this year, and even kind.  My prize gift this year is a Star Trek bottle opener (found at Think Geek.)  I was tempted to leave a trail of open unempty beer bottles still in their six-pack boxes that night, but alas even Kirk would have frowned at the alcohol abuse.

And now as I sit fireside tickling my keyboard, my wife is stuffing the kids into mittens and puffy coats while trying to convince me to give up my cozy chair to go ice skating.   Hmmmm.

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Vancouver Vacation: Day 12

The 54th street resort offers a unique combination of privacy, luxury, and peace.  After whale watching three days ago, a transit day two days ago, birthday prep yesterday, I am glad for do-nothing-day.  Today I lump-of-coaled it until 9 AM.  Wrestled in the pool, tried to pick cherries, and played lock-out with the kids.  Ate a nice dinner.  Life is best when served with an occasional scoop of laziness.  Two scoops are best.

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Vancouver Vacation: Day 11

Opa’s Birthday

-Whew-
Between breakfast prep, breakfast cleanup, washing the car from the return trip from Campbell River, making a Costco run for dinner, installing the new large monitor, chasing the kids around the resort, downing oysters for appetizers, eating dinner, and eating dessert, I am bushed.  Time for sleep.
-Zzzzzzz-

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Vancouver Vacation: Day 10

Transit day.

Two hours of packing.  Two hours by car.  One hour wait.  Two hours by ferry.  Two hours by car.  One hour to cross the border.  Two hours to Seattle.  One hour for dinner and a diet coke.  Four hours to Spokane.  Unpack, beer, leftover pizza, sleep.  Wait, the diet coke I had at dinner to keep me awake on the drive home kept me awake for another three hours.  It is a good thing Brandon Sanderson writes a good audiobook.  Sleep came 20 hours after the day began.

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Vancouver Vacation: Day 9

The highlight of this trip thus far has been the whale watching expedition in the straights between Vancouver Island and the Canadian mainland.  My wife and I were part of a 7 person tour from The Campbell River Whale Watching and Adventure Tours.  Our guide was Captain Hurricane Jack.

The tour started at 9 AM.  We were all given an overly large black and red thickly insulated tour uniforms.  The outfits provided warm protection from sea spray and the chill wind, but left me feeling much akin to Ralphie’s younger brother Randy in ‘A Christmas story’.  Nevertheless, warm and dry was a good state to be in.  Five other paying customers (the Swiss couple, the Albertan pirates, and the Foreigner) and two other crew (the photographer, Jen, and the whale spotter) joined us.

The Zodiac

Our boat was a bright red 500 HP Zodiac with comfortable seating for eight passengers.  The little red rocket made efficient time skimming the waters of the Discovery Passage and Johnstone straight.

The whales had already been spotted earlier that day by other whale watching groups making our search short.  In past years when the communication systems were primitive, these tours would spend hours searching for the whales.  Hurricane Jack would stop off at nearby fishermen asking if they had seen whales that day.  Sometimes no whales would be found.  In the modern world they use cell phones and call other tour groups to keep track of where the pods are.  Today Captain Jack new where they were and that the pod was fortuitously close.

Along the way we paused to ogle at Bald Eagles, seals, aquatic birds, and a heron.  Many were used to the human paparazzi and went about their own business.  Only the heron was disturbed by our presence and flew off in search of more private hunting grounds.

The first sign of whales came with a burst of mist geysering up from the distance water surface.   At the time, the sight was intriguing, but too far away to tell scale.  As the gap closed more spouts could be seen.  Each explosion marking to location of a killer whale.

Killer Whale

I reached for my Canon and aimed it at my prey.  The viewfinder squared on the bobbing dorsal fins as they lolled like the cams of a crankshaft in a slow moving truck, intermittently exposing their backs fractionally above the dark sea.  The bulk, remaining predominantly hidden, easily outweighed the combined mass of our boat and every person on it.  It’s tongue alone weighs up to 400 lbs.

At first I thought that these 200 foot distant views were as close as I would get, but an instant later a distresses arm with synchronized explicative pointed to a 6 foot dorsal fin attached to a twenty ton killer whale bearing directly toward us.  Two seconds later the fin slipped stealthily beneath the sea while the ripples drawn by the dorsal fin abated in a false sense of abandonment mixed with a spine tingling sense of dread.  Hopefully, the killer whale had not the same sense of the dramatic as the shark from Steven Spielberg’s Jaws.

At twenty feet from the boat and still closing the killer whale’s fin sliced the ocean open and came forth fully formed like Athena birthed by the hammer of Hephaestus.  The beast’s fin carved through the air in testament to its mass and superiority, and then, with benevolence, let its mass slide from the surface and pass uneventfully beneath our now distressingly flimsy boat.

I watched the black and white mottle slide beneath our boat and waited apprehensively for it to come to the surface.  To let me know that it was continuing in a direction taking it away from our small boat.  With sadistic intent the Orca remained submerged.  It seemed to know that the blood pressure of everyone aboard would continue to rise for as long as our imaginations created grisly possible futures.  Moments passed and the nervous people scanned in all directions looking for the hidden whale as if the 20 ton creature could dash instantly to a separate angle of attack and take us by surprise.  20 seconds.  30 seconds.  37 seconds later the Orca’s fin once again sliced open the sea and show all aboard that it’s trajectory had not changed. The fin arced again and disappeared.

Captain Jack made several passes at the whales.  More specifically, repositioned ourselves to let the Orcas make passes at us.  Each time we sped ahead of the pod and then killed the engines so as not to annoy the Orcas.  With the boat adrift the killer whales would loll passively by.

The remainder of the day was filled with whale passes, lunch breaks, and unsuccessful hunts for shore bound Grizzly Bears.

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